Hurricane Free For All

	Finally it has arrived. After months of media warnings, it has finally arrived. Oh the humanity! Oh the impending dangers & tragedies! The media juveniles are about to explode.
The 2006 Hurricane season has officially opened. In case you are wise and never watch TV or read past most headlines, the hurricane season officially opens each year in North America on June 1.
Soon to be famous hurricanes have been lining up in alphabetic order across the North Atlantic for months. They wait barely able to contain themselves. They patiently line up waiting for the official opening of *their* season.

Sadly we should prepare ourselves to have that trailer park news covering rapes and murders deferred to second or third place in the evening news. And get ready to watch more frantic media morons standing outside in heavy hurricane-spawned rains and winds. They report that it is raining and very windy right exactly where they are standing.

There are even some special big, fat Democratic hurricanes (whose names are kept secret) waiting for just the perfect time to embarrass Republican-appointed weak leaders into failing to respond before the winds and rains arrive.

Imagine all the "Breaking News Alerts" heading our way. Some people get hurricanes and other people just get "Fox News Alerts". The real tragedy is that the hurricane season only lasts six months.

The final report is now in. When the 2006 hurricane season ended, it went on record as one of the more benign in several recent years. So much for frenetic reporters who fail to understand what is news and what is not news.

However, the most despicable aspect of the media is its rush to report news that, not only is not news worthy, but news that could be true if only something or other, but probably is not true.